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What does a polite monster say when from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

What do you call a monster with from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.

Why did the monster stop playing with from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

What do you call a mouse that from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

Monster Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

Igor Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.

Dr Frankenstein Igor have you seen my from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

What happened to Frankensteins stupid son He from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.

What happened to Frankensteins monster on the from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunchHe from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

What did one of Frankensteins ears say from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

Did you hear about the monster who from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

What brings the monsters babies The Frankenstork from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.